Some W a c k y Quotes
Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it
seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an
hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S
relativity.
The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working
the moment you get up in the morning and does not
stop until you get into the office.
- Robert Frost
It matters not whether you win or lose; what
matters is whether I win or lose.
Help a man when he is in trouble and he will
remember you when he is
in trouble again.
Complex problems have simple, easy to understand
wrong answers.
It is not exactly cheating, I prefer to consider it
creative problem solving.
Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then again,
neither does milk.
The number of people watching you is directly
proportional to the stupidity of your action.
Dont worry that the world ends today, its already
tomorrow in Australia!
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